This is not mine, but I found it somewhere and LOVED it.



WHEN I WAS A GAY BOY

MY FATHER TOOK ME TO A SEX SHOP

TO SEE A GAY MAN

HE SAID SON WHEN YOUR P33N THROWS UP

WILL YOU BE THE SUCKER OF THE FRANK, THE JESUS AND THE DAN

WILL YOU DEFEAT THEM, THE PANSYS AND ALL THE OTHER GAYFERS, THE ONES WHO GAVE YOU AIDS

BECAUSE ONE DAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU, A DEAD DUDE

AND LEAVE YOU ON A RAINBOW

TO JOIN THE GAY PARADE

WHEN I WAS A GAY BOY

MY FATHER TOOK ME TO A SEX SHOP

TO SEE A GAY MAN

HE SAID SON WHEN YOUR P33N THROWS UP

WILL YOU BE THE SUCKER OF THE FRANK, THE JESUS AND THE DAN

SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING, I REALLY GOT TO PEE

AND SOMETIMES I THINK I SHOULD JUST GO

THE THREW IT ALL, THE LOSS OF MY LEFT BALL, THE WHITE STAINS ON THE SHEETS

I THINK THERE'S ONE THING YOU SHOULD KNOW

I CARRY CUM

I CARRY CUM

AND THOUGH YOUR STRAIGHT AND BLONDE BELIEVE ME

YOUR PENIS WILL CARRY CUM

UP MY BUM

AND MY BALLS JUST CAN'T CONTAIN IT

THE FRERARDS REALLY DO EXPLAIN IT

I'LL JACK YOU FROM YOUR MASTICATED DREAMS

MY PENIS AND CUM WILL FILL YOU ALL

SO TAKE A WHACK GET OFF YOUR BACK

THEN STICK UP YOUR PRETTY REAR

ARE THIS TIGHT UNTIL THE END

YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO

TO CARRY CUM

YOU CARRY CUM

YES I SEE YOUR DRUNKEN FACE FROM THE BEERS

OOh OH OHHH

TAKE A LOOK AT ME WITH MY HUGEASS BALLS

DO OR DIE

YOU'LL NEVER RAPE ME

CAUSE YOUR P33N COULD NEVER TEAR ME APART

YOU CAN CRY BUT YOU'LL NEVER RAPE ME

WANT FRANK'S BALLS, IMA STEAL HIS HEART

WANT THIS PEEN OR LAURIE'S HERPES

SHES NOT ASHAMED SHE'LL BLOW KIRSTEN APART

BERTS GOT BLONDE HAIR AND HE'S STILL CRACKEN

LOOSE HIS BEARD CAUSE ITS FONY

I'M A GAY MAN NOT A HETERO

JUST A GAY BOY WITH NO LEFT BALL

JUST A GAY MAN, NO HETERO

I, WANT, FRANK!

TO CARRY CUM

HE CARRIES CUM

ALTHOUGH YOU'RE STRAIGHT AND BLONDE BELIEVE ME

YOUR PENIS WILL CARRY CUM

UP MY BUM

AND MY BALLS JUST CAN'T CONTAIN IT

THE FRERARDS REALLY DO EXPLAIN IT


UP MY BUM

CARRIESSSS CUM

YOU CARRRYYY CUMMM

CAARRRRYYY CUM!

hey its like song lyrics haha..serious..try sing them

I know. Sing it to the tune of welcome to the black parade. I laughed like crazy. Here's more:


"Disenpanted"

Well I was right on my way
to sell some cock to a queen,
And when we turned the lights out
We watched some porn on TV.
I hate the women myself,
But I was thrilled to see a few nice peens.

When you took off your new pants
I was so startled, I screamed.
It was a lie when you smiled
And said, "you won't feel a thing"
And when we grabbed for the lube
We fucked so hard it would sting

Yeah yeah, oh

If you’re so long (so long, so long)
How will I be able to take your very big shlong? (big shlong, big shlong)

And will it matter, after I'm done?
Because you've never fucked a Goddamned man.

You're just a bad fuck, with a really big dick,
I want blowjob or maybe just some sex,
And if you think that I'm small,
Then you never seen Pete Wentz.

Your dick spent all of the night,
Spit on and shoved in my mouth,
So it can watch my tongue,
Swirl around at the tip.
Bring out the bottle of lube,
It'll show us what this all means.

Yeah yeah, oh.

If you're so long. (So long, so long.)
How will I be able to take your very big shlong? (big shlong, big shlong)
And will it matter, after I'm done?
Because you've never fucked a Goddamned man.

You're just a bad fuck, with a really big dick.
I want a blowjob or maybe just some sex.
And if you think that I'm small.
Then you never seen Pete Wentz.

So suck, suck away, just cum, scream my name.
But where did you put it? And where did it hide?
We'll have to find another way.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

You're just a bad fuck, with a really big dick.
I want a blowjob, or maybe just some sex.
And if you think that I'm small.
Then you never seen Pete Wentz. Cum on.

You're just a bad fuck, with a really big dick.
I want a blowjob, or maybe just some sex.
And if you think that I'm small,
Then you never seen Pe-e-ete Wentz.
The p33n, the p33n, the p33n.

dammit..did you write them yourself??made me laugh like crazy hahah i even sing along arghhhh

hahha..you're 'talented' you know..i think you'd be able to write them if you want to

Let us all write song parody then......

whoever wrote dat is really creative. c'mon let us sing along

I almost died of laughter when i read the big shlong part.

This is something I wrote just now while waiting for my test to end..

Please fuck me (heaven help us tune)

hear the sound
gerard way comes screaming
down your throat
i hear you've been moaning
make your noise
they say you like sucking
someone fuck him

gee please fuck him now
cum splashing out
we'll hear the noise as you hump him down

i went to this old hotel
and cant tell if u've been
kissing or jacking or rimming or fucking
with frank or mikey
and maybe
all of the above
coz most ppl suspect that u
had your 3some and spitting ouy the cum
and screaming someone fuck me

frank please fuck him now
cum splashing out
we'll hear the noise as you hump him down

and will u plz fuck me
and make a saint of it
and will you lay with me
and make a saint of it

cuz i'll give u all the cum u need
lube me up in gasoline
wipe away these sweat and come again
and then little bro Mikey is asking
someone fuck me

Gee please fuck me now
cum splashing out
we'll hear the noise as you hump him down

dam u wrote them on your test

lol..
it was 2 hours long and i cant answer most shits.. XD

bsahahahahahahahaha singing along to that freaked my brother out XD
im sitting here screaming "your just a bad fuck" and my brother walks past hahahaha hes like"O_O"

disenchanted is my favourite song when i feel down. the parody ruins it!!