The awaited DVD release for THE BLACK PARADE is said to be out in March. The DVD is from their last performance as their alter ego of "TBP" in Mexico.
Even though our boys have said time and time again that they would be going on "break" for this coming year, it seems that they are on their '08 tour and working on their 4th album, which is out for release in late 2008 instead of the proposed '09 release that we all thought was going to be their next album release. Way went on to say that the new outlook of the next album is inspired by his recent marriage to Lyn-Z.
btw I didn't write any of these so no credit to me :]]
and no offense to lynz, this is just for fun okay
I BROUGHT LYN-Z MY BULLETS, SHE BROUGHT ME HER AIDS
NOW COME ONE, COME ALL
TO THIS TRAGIC WEDDING
WIPE OFF THAT WHITE STUFF
IT’S ALL OVER THE BEDDING
SO THROW ON YOUR SHORT SKIRTS
THAT YOU WEAR A LOT
YOU MIGHT WAKE UP AND NOTICE
GERARD’S GONNA ROT
IF YOU LOOK AT HIS WIFE AND DON’T LIKE LYN-Z
YOU CAN FIND OUT FIRST HAND WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ME
SO GATHER ROUND ALL AND KISS HER FAT ASS GOODBYE
I’LL ENGOURAGE YOUR KNIVES AND I EXPECT THAT LYN-Z WILL DIE
AND IF HER HEART STOPS BEATING
I’LL BE HERE WONDERING
WHAT LYN-Z DO TO DESERVE
TO END UP AS GERARD’S WIFE
AND IF SHE GETS TO HEAVEN
EVERYONE WILL BE LIKE; “GO TO HELL”
WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE
TO BE GERARD’S WIFE
SHE CAN’T WAIT
AND GERARD CAN’T TAKE THIS…
HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS LYN-Z IS DEAD?
NO ONE EVER HAD MUCH NICE TO SAY
I THINK GERARD NEVER LIKED HER ANYWAY
OH TAKE HER BODY BEFORE HER AIDS KILL US DEAD
WOULDN’T IT BE GRAND
TO THROW AWAY THE RING ON HER HAND
AND WOULDN’T IT BE GREAT IF LYN-Z WAS DEAD?
TO UNEXPLAIN THE UNFORGIVEABLE
DRAIN ALL GERARD’S ALCOHOL
WHILE LYN-Z PUTS ON A PORN SHOW
BY STREETLIGHT, THIS DARK NIGHT
WE SEE HER PARTS FROM DOWN BELOW
THERE’S THINGS THAT I HAVE SEEN
YOU NEVER, EVER WANT TO KNOW
LYN-Z IS MAKING MCR FANS DISAPPEAR
AND GERARD WILL LIVE ALONE FOREVER NOW
LYN-Z IS MAKING MCR FAN’S DISAPPEAR
AND HER FACE WILL HAUNT OUR DREAMS FOREVER NOW.
WELL IT’S GAY AND IT’S HARD
WHEN YOU’RE DESPERATE LIKE GERARD
IF I CRASH ON THE COUCH
IT MEANS I JUST SNIFFED LYNZ’S FART
CAUSE I’VE SPENT THE NIGHT GETTING MARRIED
CAUSE LYN-Z STOLE MY HEART
IF IT LOOKS LIKE I’M HAPPY
I’M REALLY JUST HIGH ON COCAINE
I’VE REALLY BEEN
ON CRACK AND IT SHOWS
SO WHY DON’T YOU BLOW ME
A KISS BEFORE LYN-Z GOES
GIVE ME A WIFE TO REMEMBER
AND YOU CAN STOP THE FANS MAKING FUN OF ME
TAKE AWAY LYN-Z AND I WILL SURRENDER
THAT BITCH NEEDS TO BE TIED UP TO A LEAD
A LIGHT TO BURN ALL THE EMPIRES
SO LYN-Z WILL SCREAM AND DECIDE TO FLEE
WHEN SHE GETS EATEN BY THE VAMPIRES
EDWARD CULLEN IS A BETTER CHOICE FOR GEE
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER TOOK ME TO PROJEKT REVOLUTION TO SEE A WOMAN THAT LOOKED LIKE A MAN
SHE SAID; "GERARD WHEN YOU GROW UP, WILL YOU MARRY ME SO MY BAND CAN BE JUST AS FAMOUS AS YOUR CRAPPY BAND?"
SHE SAID; "WILL YOU DITCH ELIZA AND PORK ME EVEN THOUGH I HAVE AIDS?
BECAUSE ONE DAY, I'LL LEAVE YOU A DIVORCE, AND TAKE ALL YER MONEY, AFTER YOU'VE JOINED MY WHOREY PARADE...."
WELL WHEN YOU GO
SO WE’LL NEVER THINK I’D ASK LYN-Z TO STAY
AND MAYBE IF SHE GETS BACK
SHE’LL NO LONGER BE MRS WAY
WELL AFTER ALL THE BODY BITS SHE WOULD SHOW
WE WISHED THAT GERARD WOULD NEVER KNOW
SO TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GET LAID
BETTER GET LAID, WHILE YOU CAN
WHEN LYN-Z GOES
WE WOULDN’T EVEN TURN TO SAY
GERARD STOPPED LOVING YOU
WHEN HE CAUGHT YOUR AIDS
YESTERDAY.
WELL I KNOW A THING ABOUT GERARD
AS FOR LYN-Z I’M NOT GONNA SAY
AND I AIN’T GIVING HIM PERMISSION
TO MARRY THAT WHORE ANYDAY
AND I SAY HEY LOOK AT FRANKIE
COME ON SING THE PRAISE
THE FANS ALL LOVE THE FRERARD-NESS
YOU TWO GAY LOVERS BEEN MAKING OUT FOR DAYS
WELL LYN-Z CAN BURN IN HELL
EVERYBODY BURN HER ASS RIGHT DOWN
AND SAY WELL, WHAT I WANNA SAY
LYN-Z IS A LESBIAN, AND WE’RE DIGGING HER GRAVE
TELL HER SHE’S A BAD WOMAN
KICK HER LIKE A STRAY
LYN-Z IS A LESBIAN, AND WE’RE DIGGING HER GRAVE.
TURN AWAY
GERARD IS BACK ON DRINK
AND DRUGS AGAIN
BECAUSE’S HE’S MARRYING THE SLUT THAT IS LYN-Z
AFTER JUST ONE SUMMER FLING
SHE AIN’T GOT ANY PRETTY COLORS
AND WHEN THE MINISTER SAYS TO “KISS THE BRIDE” STILL
HE WILL NOT KISS YOU
CAUSE THE HARDEST PART OF THIS
IS MARRYING YOU.
LYN-Z IS GONNA GO TO HELL
LYN-Z IS GONNA GO TO HELL
WE’LL WRITE HER A LETTER
WISHING HER WELL
LYN-Z YOU GONNA GO TO HELL.
GERARD, LYN-Z IS GONNA DIE
GERARD LYN-Z IS GONNA DIE
STOP ASKING US QUESTIONS
WE HATE TO SEE YOU CRY
BUT GERARD LYN-Z IS GONNA DIE.
AND WHEN SHE GOES DON’T BLAME US, YEAH
WE DIDN’T LET THAT BITCH JUST RAPE US, YEAH
YOU MADE HER OH SO FAMOUS
SHE’LL NEVER LET YOU GO
AND WHEN SHE GOES YOU CAN NO LONGER CALL HER YOUR LOVE.
SOME SAY NOW SUFFER ALL YOUR FANS
AND WALK AWAY A MARRIED MAN
FROM GETTING RAPED AND POLLUTED
FROM A MAN DRESSED UP AS A WOMAN
DON’T YOU GET WITH LYN-Z
SHE’S UNDERSERVING OF YOUR SYMPATHY
NO MATTER HOW TRASHY THE THINGS SHE DID
AND THROUGH IT ALL
HOW COULD YOU MARRY THAT THING?
HOW CAN YOU NOT FEEL BAD ABOUT IT?
DO YOU SHUT YOUR EYES?
WHEN YOU KISS HER ASS GOODBYE?
SHE JUST WANTS TO SLEEP
JUST SLEEP
GET IN YOUR PANTS
AND LEAVE HER SAD FACE HAUNTING YOUR DREAMS.
LYN-Z SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
SHE COULD CARE LESS, AS LONG AS SHE'S SEXING GEE
SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES
TO HIDE FROM THIS VIOLENT HOE
MAYBE SHE'LL LEAVE JIMMY ALONE BUT NOT ME
THE EVIL WOMAN IN THE CLIQUE
AND HER OUTFITS ARE SICK
SHE’D BE CLASSY IF HER BODY BITS HERE HID
GERARD IS TROUBLED AND HURT
HE’S GOT “LYN-Z” WRITTEN ON HIS SHIRT
AND MASTURBATED ONSTAGE IS WHAT HE DID.
LYN-Z SCARES THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
SHE COULD CARE LESS, SOON SHE’LL TRY MOVE TO MIKEY
SO DARKEN YOUR CLOTHES
LYNZ’S A BIG DIRTY HOE
MAYBE SHE’LL LEAVE JIMMY ALONE
HIS SECOND NAME IS “PEE”
WELL I WAS THERE ON THE DAY
GERARD MARRIED A DRAG QUEEN
AND WHEN THE LIGHTS ALL WENT OUT
WE COULDN’T SEE HER FACE AND WERE RELIEVED
AND AS WE RAN FROM HER REACH
WE RAN SO FAST FROM THE UGLIEST THING
YEAH, YEAH, OH…
IF LYN-Z IS SO WRONG
THEN WHY HAS GERARD BEEN MARRIED TO HER FOR SO LONG?
IT WOULD MAKE A BIG DIFFERENCE AFTER SHE’S GONE
BECAUSE WE’D HAVE OUR REAL HERO BACK TO SING
LYNZ’S JUST A DRAG QUEEN
WITH NOTHING TO SAY
ABOUT A LIFE LONG WAIT
FOR HER TO GO AWAY
AND IF SHE IS SO WRONG
THEN WHY’D SHE GET MARRIED TO YOU…
NOW I KNOW
THAT I CAN’T MAKE YOU STAY
BUT WHERE’S GERARD’S HEART
BUT WHERE’S GERARD’S HEART
BUT WHERE’S GERARD…
AND I KNOW
THERE’S NOTHING I CAN SAY
TO CHANGE GERARD’S PATH
TO CHANGE GERARD’S PATH
TO CHANGE…
SO MANY DODGY THINGS TO CAST A SHADOW
BUT CAN GERARD SPEAK?
WELL IS IT HARD UNDERSTANDING
LYN-Z APPARENTLY MAKES HIM COMPLETE
A MARRIAGE THAT’S SO DEMANDING
HOW CAN YOU STAND HER SMELL – SHE REAKS
A MARRIAGE THAT’S SO DEMANDING
BUT CAN GERARD SPEAK?
I AM NOT AFRAID OF THAT SLUT LYN-Z
I AM NOT AFRAID TO SLAP THE FACE OF THAT WHORE
GERARD IF YOU DIVORCE YOU’LL BE AIDS FREE
DIVORCE HER FAT ASS AND YOU’LL GET RAPED NO MORE.
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I hate the ending myself, but it started with an alright scene...
Subject: Lyrics for the new album (inspired by LynZ of course) 
Sun Jan 20 2008, 02:11
.Mikey.Way.
